John Shore

Comma Sense: A FUNdamental Guide to Punctuation

 

 

Winner of the 2005 San Diego Book Award
 for Best Reference/How-To
 

(To buy from Amazon, click here.)

 

Comma Sense is a clear, entertaining, and just plain helpful guide to the American rules of punctuation.” —Lynne Truss, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Eats, Shoots & Leaves

“Of my 465 books on punctuation—I’ve read them all—Comma Sense is the wisest and funniest. It’s the only one you really need.”— Bryan A. Garner, author of Garner’s Modern American Usage

“A thorough field guide to the pesky little critters of the punctuation forest. Lederer and Shore hit the marks!”—Bill Walsh, author of The Elephants of Style

Comma Sense by Richard Lederer and John Shore (St. Martin’s Griffin) was published in 2005, but a paperback copy of the punctuation guide came across my desk recently.

“In general, I like grammar/usage/style/mechanics books that are straightforward without a lot of frills and nonsense. New books must compete with the elegant Elements of Style by Strunk and White and with the alphabetically arranged usage guides like Garner’s Modern American Usage. I like books that give me the answers and advice I need without trying too hard to entertain me.

Comma Sense is entertaining, but it does have solid, practical and easy to understand guidance on punctuation. The jokes have a certain geeklike quality that I find funny. Maybe you have to be a copy editor to laugh aloud at the ‘hyphos,’ a word the authors made up for the goofy hyphenation that appears in some words in newspapers: sung-lasses, barf-lies, sli-pup. The ones the authors made up are hilarious.

“In the chapter on the apostrophe, when the writers are lamenting those awful signs such as “The Smith’s,” they have this to say about one that said ‘The Jone’s’: Here we have an atrocity of both case and number in one felonious swoop. Applying ‘atrocity’ and ‘felonious’ to an apostrophe error just tickles me. As my husband says about why the Three Stooges are funny, it’s not what they’re doing, it’s THAT they’re doing it.

“Each punctuation mark is compared to a famous figure: the comma is detective Allen Pinkerton; the question mark is Albert Einstein; the dash is Fred Astaire. The writers actually carry off these conceits well enough that you want to smack your head. Of course, Ed Sullivan represents the colon. His work was all about introducing what came next.

“The best part is the ‘Cheat Sheet’ chapter at the end. It gives all the punctuation rules with a few humorous examples under each. That makes the book one I will keep nearby. The paperback copy has a suggested retail price of $9.95. It’s worth that. “–Pam Nelson, The News & Observer  

“Who else would call the exclamation point ‘this titan of tingle, this prince of palpitation’? Who else would call the apostrophe the Jesse James of punctuation? Who else would compare the dash to Fred Astaire, the semicolon to Duke Ellington, and parentheses (yes, my darlings) to Louella Parsons? It can only be Richard Lederer, Viceroy of Verbivores, and his trusty sidekick, John Shore.” —Patricia T. O’Conner, author of Woe Is I

“Punctuation needn’t be perplexing or painful, as Richard Lederer and John Shore make abundantly clear. Comma Sense is full of easy-to-understand guidance for the grammatically challenged—and loads of laughs besides!”— Martha Barnette, author of Dog Days and Dandelions, co-host of public broadcasting’s A Way With Words

“Now a pair of U.S. writers has joined the grammar book sweepstakes, guiding us through the correct usage of 13 punctuation marks–period, question mark, exclamation point, comma, semicolon, colon, dash, apostrophe, quotation marks, parentheses, brackets, hyphen and ellipsis–in Comma Sense. Authors Richard Lederer and John Shore don’t take Truss’ no-prisoners approach, but rather try to convince us that getting the comma in the right place can be fun. ‘The power’s in the punctuation, baby,’ write Lederer and Shore. ‘And we’re gonna show you how to be a power pack of punctuational potency.’ Lederer is the author of more than 30 books on the English language; Shore, a magazine writer and editor. Together they’ve linked punctuation marks to various American personalities: The dash is Fred Astaire, the exclamation point is Lucy Ricardo, the question mark is Albert Einstein and (my favorite) parentheses are gossip columnist Louella Parsons. Okay, it’s goofy, but if this book stops just one person from mixing up the proper use of ‘its’ and ‘it’s’ ever again, I hope it’s nominated for the Pulitzer. For, alas, punctuation not only pays, it matters. As Lederer and Shore point out, ‘Like it or not, writing well–not artistically, not ornately, not floridly, but just competently–really is the difference between being largely able to define your own life and having much of your life defined for you. Writing is, in a word, power.’

“‘Writing well is important for business, but it also can be crucial in love,’ the writers warn. “Do you want to say, ‘I would like to tell you that I love you. I can’t stop thinking that you are one of the prettiest women on Earth,’ or ‘I would like to tell you that I love you. I can’t. Stop thinking that you are one of the prettiest women on Earth.’? As Lederer and Shore say, ‘Punctuation can mean the difference between a second date and a restraining order.” —Margo Hammond, St. Petersburg Times

“‘Lederer and Shore’s Comma Sense–bear in mind that it’s their first collaboration–is speckled with humor so lame that it keeps falling on its assonance.’ Whoever wrote that callous, brutal comment about Comma Sense must be lacking in their own sense of humor. Oh, wait, that comment was written by Lederer and Shore. My mistake. Yes, this book is truly unique! If language can be considered a cartoon, then Comma Sense is Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, the Road Runner, Batman, the Far Side, Charlie Brown, and Donald Duck all rolled into one.

“Each chapter is devoted to one of 13 punctuation marks. These punctuation marks have fun, make fun, and are fun! My favorite is the dash, who is compared to Fred Astaire: ‘The dash emboldens eloquence; Fred Astaire embodies elegance. Plus, they’re both skinny.’ Comma Sense spins tales that sound like facts until you realize that they co-exist with punctuation marks in the wild and crazy world of Ledererean lingofantasy. ‘Little Shirley Temple chirped, “…And most of all, I’d like to thank that most wonderful of punctuation marks, the hyphen, which I personify!’

“Seriously, this book has been cited as the clearest source on punctuation ever written. It is necessary for saving the human race from its dangerous slide into a punctuationless exclamation point of no return! It tells you everything you wanted to know about punctuation but were afraid to ask. If you want to see punc rock, open the pages of this comprehensive, hilarious book. Here is a song you will find in it that showcases the seven coordinating conjunctions. It is sung to the tune of the Julie Andrews smash hit, ‘Do, Re, Mi.’ Go ahead and sing it out loud! If your neighbors complain, give them this review and tell them to buy the book:–Dave Morice, Word Ways

  1. My husband needs to read this book.

  2. I had a really good time working on this book. Not that those two things are connected at all…

  3. You are funny! My first time on Crosswalk. I scanned some more stories and will enjoy your perspectives often. Admit I was interested in your matital status -B LAAAHH !!! ‘Transparent from Texas’ that’s me. You & the Great are richly blessed and so are we to have you in the fold!! Maranatha !!!

  4. Well, how extremely sweet! Thank you so much!

  5. Teacup here again. I hope this is an appropriate place to pepper you with these questions. I’m sure I’m horrible with my grammar and punctuation, and I know I’m painfully verbose. Sorry.

    For a long time, I have wanted to be a writer. I have had many obstacles which are of no importance, but for the last 5 years or so the desire has truly begun to burn in my soul again. I have those around me (my son and others) who encourage me to write, and actually lovingly command me to write. I also have those nay-sayers who look at me as if I have two heads when I tell them that I come alive when I write.

    I’m not asking whom I should believe, because I listen to the love and respect with which those who command me to “Write!” speak to me.

    My question is, what do I do since I want to write? I’m writing some. I am working on my autobiography (which I’m considering changing to a novel) and have written a silly fictionalized history from my high school years. I have written a little over the years, but have never entered a contest, etc. I know that I lack the discipline to SIT and WRITE. The love is there, but how do I discipline myself? What do I do when my brain siezes up and the dreaded “writer’s block” sets in? Thanks very much!

  6. Well, a good place to start–a REALLY good place to start–is by answering for yourself the question of why, exactly, you want to write. Do you want to make a LIVING writing, or do you want to write purely for the joy it brings you. HUGE difference. I rarely find that someone moved, as you are, to “write,” has given that question anywhere near the consideration it warrants. Answer that for yourself first. Because they really are two different … realms of endeavor.

  7. Good question. I’ve thought about this for a long time and have never done anything about it . I want to write for a living. Anything else that I have done for a living has been basically drudgery in task, though I’ve learned to enjoy it. I want writing to be joyous, AND to bring in a paycheck. AAAAAAHHHHH!!! Just a small wish.

  8. If you want to write for a living, then there’s not enough room in a venue such as this for me to even begin to assess what sort of advice might do you the most good. Typically, the best advice is start locally, start small (free CD reviews in local newspapers, that sort of thing), do outstanding work, become invaluable to local editors, keep working, build a portfolio, start working in larger publications, decide exactly what kind of writing you want to do (magazines, newspapers, books), start heading that way.

    If you’re basically unpublished, expect to spend … I don’t know … 10 years, at least, until you’re making …. say, 30K a year writing.

    Something like that. It’s an absolutely brutal way to try and make a living. I mean, it can be.

    Honestly, it all boils down to how good you are. If you’re good (and work hard), it’s actually quite easy to make a good living writing. But it takes a really, REALLY long time to get good at it. And even then, usually.

  9. I’ve also heard from many writers that the process itself is rather…torturous…but that the gratification that comes from the end result is what keeps them in it. I imagine it can’t possibly be that way for every writer, but by and large that’s what I hear.

  10. Um, well, but, the thing is, there IS no “end result.” See? Where would that be? When you get your first agent? When you sign your first contract? When you get your first advance? When you turn in your first manuscript? When you get the second half of your advance because the publisher has okayed your final mss.? When you first see the cover of your new book? When you find it’s doing good pre-sales? When you get good endorsements? The day it releases? When it gets it’s first good review?

    By then, of course, you’ve started on a whole other book.

    See that cycle? It never … stops. There’s no “final.”

    With magazine stuff, you do get that great feeling when your piece is in print, with a nice photo and a sweet caption and a great title and subtitle and all that. That feeling IS great. I LOVE magazine work; for years I worked as the editor of a couple of mags, and just … loved it.

    But. Too impermanent, too temporal. So books it is! And THERE, you never, ever hit any one moment where you can go, “Ah. The end result.”

    Wait. I take that back. I DO love when I first hold a book I’ve done in my hands–when you get your first author copies in the mail. That is a beautiful moment. Very exciting!

  11. Thank you. That’s very helpful.

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  14. Several months ago a wrote a post about not needing commas and other rants about English.

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