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John Notes for “Introduction to Western Philosophy”

In HowTo on September 25, 2008 at 8:26 am

Here are your John Notes for some of the major honchos in Western philosophy:

Socrates: Liked to call himself a “gadfly.” No one argued it. Turned unceasingly asking annoying questions into the basis for Western civilization.

Plato: Believed knowledge was more about remembering than learning. Yet founded the first college in the Western World. Been confusing people ever since. Famous for the Socratic dialogues, which were later refashioned into scripts for the hit TV show, My Two Dads. Wrote Republic, in which he posited that the key to harmonious communal living was unisexual clothing, plenty of stop signs, and people picking up after their dogs. Spent majority of life trying to get people to call him just anything but “Plato.”

Aristotle: Believed all of nature was subject to rational analysis and understanding. Legacy includes systematic logic, scholasticism, and global warming.

St. Thomas Aquinas: Famous for writing Summa Theologiae, wherein he proved that, through the strict application of logic, a rational man could confuse himself into a religious stupor. Summa proved invaluable to surgeons of the Middle Ages, whose primary tools were sharp sticks and their teeth. Two sentences from Summa Theologiae, carefully whispered into a patient’s ear by an aquinaesthesiologist, would instantly numb the patient from the neck down. For brain surgery, a third sentence was read. For public executions, a fourth.

Descartes: Proved true his famous axiom “I think; therefore I am” by one day falling asleep, and instantly vanishing. 

Berkeley: Renowned for being the first (and last) famous philosopher named George. Felt that reality divorced from human perception was logically unsupportable. Died wondering why he never got invited to any parties.

Kant: Held that all ethical decisions should be formed in response to the single question, “Do these pants make me look fat?” Famous for writing The Critique of Pure Reason. It was his freakish good luck that his publisher happened to be a moron: the book was supposed to be titled, The Reason of Pure Critique. Written as a humorous guide to Berlin’s museums and cafes, it was immediately hailed as breakthrough work on metaphysical speculation. No idiot, Kant kept quiet. Died smiling.

William James: The Mr. Goodwrench of philosophy. American. Felt that philosophy was too far removed from reality to serve any verifiably useful purpose. As a result, started his own school of philosophy, Pragmatism, which quickly grew into a franchise operation, “Uncle Willie’s 1-Stop Philosophy Shop,” where drive-through customers could receive instant adjustments to their philosophical positions. Later started “Positions to Go!,” which promised philosophical constructs delivered to one’s home in thirty minutes or less. Died penniless.

Sartre: Important, but why should we care?

 

Related pieces o’ mine: John Notes for Western Literature 101, and Pick-Up Lines of Famous Men in History

 

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Cliff Notes are Too Long. Here are John Notes for Western Lit 101

In HowTo, Uncategorized on September 24, 2008 at 8:23 am

The Odyssey:  A hairy guy who yells a lot floats around in a boat.

Oedipus the King:  A guy marries a girl a little too much like the girl who married dear old dad. (When this play opened at the Viennese National Theatre in 1901, Freud, in attendance, died of an asthma attack.)

The Apology of Socrates:  Socrates feels bad. He didn’t mean to do it. Plato made him do it.

Ovid’s Metamorphoses:  More people than you can shake a stick at get mysteriously transformed into … well, sticks.

Dante’s The Divine Comedy:  A guy in a funny hat visits Hell and acts rude. We follow him into the pits of unbearable agony, which lasts right up until the moment we close this book and go see who’s hanging out at the college shop.

Don Quixote:  A skinny old Spanish guy goes nuts and rides around being hilarious. (This really is the funniest book ever written. A must read. Get the Samuel Putnam translation.)

Goethe’s Faust:  A guy who over-intellectualizes everything sells his soul for a chance to have sex. A lesson for college students everywhere.

War and Peace:  Guys go crazy killing each other. Guys go crazy over women. Peace is elusive. 

Tolstoy’s The Death of Ivan Illyich:  Someone named Frank Boltosky croaks. Kidding! What really happens is that Ivan Illyich, whom everyone thinks is dead, suddenly leaps from his bed, and declares that from then on he will dedicate his life to aerobic fitness. Three days later he is killed when his overcoat gets caught in a threshing mill. Sad, in a pointless kind of way.

Kafka’s The Metamorphosis:  A guy turns into a cockroach the size of a sofa, and spends all his time in his room sulking about it. His family has trouble adjusting. 

Related/follow-up post: John Notes for “Introduction to Western Philosophy.”

 

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Writers: Don’t Self-Publish; My Blogging Advice Bites

In HowTo on September 19, 2008 at 1:10 pm

In response to my recent post, Overcoming The Harsh Realities of Book Publishing, a reader (hello, “Jim from far away Berlin”!) wrote to ask, “Do you think it is worthwhile to self-publish or write e-books for a new writer who doesn’t have a platform and wants to build a base? And do you have any tips about how to build a blog following?”

Jim, those are questions about three pretty distinct realms of endeavor. But the answer to all three of your questions is no.

Thanks for writing!

Ha! I still got it!

And no, it didn’t come with a receipt, so I can’t return it. Stop asking.

No, but seriously, lemme run down my quick answers to Jim’s query—and if anyone later wants me to expand upon any of these answers, of course I’d be happy to do so for cash .

First, as to whether or not I think an unpublished or new writer can effectively use an e- or self-published book to build for him or herself a platform significant enough to then attract the attention of a mainstream or large publisher. My quick answer is, in fact, no. It’s hard to get attention for doing what virtually anyone can—and anyone can self-publish or mount a book of theirs online. So the fact that you’ve done that can’t mean anything more to a publisher (or a potential reader who doesn’t know you, for that matter) than would the fact that you love lasagna or did some laundry. Who cares? Everyone loves lasagna and does laundry (often in that order).

Now, if you sold 2,000 copies of a book you produced yourself, you would, ipso facto, become of interest to publishers. In that sense, e- and self-published books can do you a world of good. The problem, of course, is how do you sell 2,000 copies of your book? That’s a lot of people forkin over however many bucks for something you wrote. But if you can get 2,000 people to trade their money for your self-produced and self-marketed book, you just got invited to the party. You just made the party.

But if you’re capable of writing a book good enough to get 2,000 strangers to buy it, then you probably could have gotten a regular publisher to publish that book in the first place. So there’s … that quick loop back to square one.

As to how to build a significant blog following: I have no idea. Again, how do you get people to care about the fact that you’re doing what virtually anyone can—and is? I believe the only two people left in the world who aren’t blogging are my father and John McCain. There are well over 100 million English-language blogs in the world right now. How do you deal with odds like that? How do you even begin to rise above a crowd of that size?

There’s all kinds of advice everywhere about how to build a blog following. And they all say the same things: Write exclusively about one thing people care about—run a niche blog, in other words, so that your appeal is deep rather than broad, if you see what I mean–post at least once a day; make your blog search-engine friendly by being sure to include Often Searched words and phrases in its post titles and texts; and be sure to visit and leave comments on lots of other people’s blogs.

Okay, I don’t do any of those things. So I’m the wrong guy to ask about how to build a blog following. I’m a total Blog Bum. I hardly ever visit anyone else’s blog, and rarely comment when I do. I write about literally anything that snags my attention: I post poems, photos, polls, play dialogue, humor, serious essays. I have no idea if search engines point to my blog, and have done nothing I know of to improve the chances of them doing so. The only thing I do on my blog that I know I’m supposed to is post fairly often. And I only do that because I like to write—and because I flatter myself that I actually have a relationship with my many tens of readers, and like to keep those relationships going.

Beyond the four standard Chunks o’ Advice above that you could have gotten anywhere, I’m afraid I don’t have much to say about how to buff up your blog. Of course I know the most obvious thing of all, which is that by far the most important asset any blogger can have is the ability to write well. But duh.

 

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Overcoming The Harsh Realities of Book Publishing

In Business, HowTo, Religion on September 17, 2008 at 9:22 am

On Saturday, September 26, I’ll be conducting a workshop at the annual San Diego Christian Writers Guild  conference entitled “Overcoming The Harsh Realities of Publishing.” Since most of the conference attendees will be curious about getting published in the Christian book market, I’m sure its the “harsh realities” of that realm of publishing I’ll be expected to address.

So I should probably start thinking of what some of those harsh realities are.

Hmmm.

You need a platform.

That’s pretty much it. If you’ve got a solid platform, all the other problems with Christian publishing—needing an agent, needing ideas, needing marketing savvy, needing to know how to write—pretty wholly dissapear.

A “platform” is the means by which you personally, without any help from its publisher, can sell a minimum of 30,000-50,000 copies of your own book. It’s the nationwide ministry or mega-church that you lead, the nationally-broadcast television show on which you preach, the popular radio show you host, the seminars or conferences that have you speaking before tens of thousands of rapt listeners a year. Your platform can even be the blog you write, if your blog is insanely popular. But it’s got to be something you do that makes thousands and thousands of people want whatever else you do.

All publishers need to make money off their books. (And that definitely includes Christian publishers, by the way. The first thing any aspiring Christian market writer should do is rip off those rose-colored glasses.) That means they need to sell  their books. And that’s really, really  difficult to do, because there are some 200,000 books published in America published every twelve months. How do you break through the water’s surface in an ocean that packed?

One way to at least have a chance is to start out being a big fish. Publishers don’t want to market your book. That costs them way too much money; it takes mad cash to run even the most modest ad campaign. What a publisher wants is an author who shows up with their own advertising campaign, their own marketing clout, their own known brand.

What an author can do and bring a publisher doesn’t have to make and deliver.

Publishers aren’t risk takers. They can’t afford to be. (And who can be these days?) What publishers are—or certainly what those holding the Publishing Purse Strings are—are business people. And—and this is everything—they’re business people trying to make money selling art.

Business and art: that’s the Ancient Dichotomy. The people in publishing who cut the checks that keep the rest of us in publishing aren’t artists. They’re not Aesthetic Visionaries. (And again: Who is?) They’re people trying to make a living. They’re people trying to keep their jobs.

Just like every other company that interrupts your television viewing for twenty-two out of every thirty-minutes, book publishers are people with products they need to sell.

But how do you sell a book? Books are based on writing—and writing is, still (and ever, of course) an art. Business people don’t understand art. Or, rather, what they do understand about art is that it can’t be quantified. They can’t predict it. They can’t turn it into a formula. They can’t anticipate who’s going to like it, or why, or when.

Business people don’t like that. They want numbers they can count on, formulas they can depend upon, market analytics they can apply. They need stuff that, as much as possible, they know will work.

The answer? Publish a book with the name of someone on its cover who can effectively promote and sell that book.

You tell a publisher how many copies of your book you can sell, and you just became someone that publisher can work with. Make that number even fairly substantial, and you just became that publisher’s best friend.

If you’re a writer going into publishing without a platform, you’re going in without much of a chance at all.

Now. That’s true.

But, ultimately, it’s not the whole story. Look at me! Not that long ago at all, the only platform I had was on the forklift I maniacally drove around in a warehouse all day. I had no connections; the only person I knew in “publishing” was the dimwit who used to tag the inside of the trucks I was helping load. And look at me now! Arguing with atheists on my very own blog!

So while needing a platform is huge, it’s not everything. Like all Monolithic Realities, it leaves all kinds of holes you can wiggle through. So it’s how to do that about which I’ll be speaking at the conference. ( “… about which I’ll be speaking…” See? That’s what I’m talkin bout!)

Come to the conference if you can! One of these days I’d like to meet at least one of you guys.

 

Related posts o’ mine: Why A Book Proposal Is Everything, and How To Make A Living Writing.

 

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How To Survive as a Co-Author

In Business, HowTo, Writing on September 7, 2008 at 1:11 pm

I was surprised at how many people read my last post, which concerned how a book I co-authored was unexpectedly edited. I figured, who would care? But I got a fair number of emails about that post, and a fair number of those expressed, basically, this sentiment: “How can you so sanguinely let someone change your words?”

Sanguinely! I just had it at Olive Garden! Too many capers!

No, but that’s a fair question.

And the answer is this: When you go into a co-authorship deal, you do so knowing that the final product won’t be yours. It’ll be partly  yours, of course—but mostly it will be the result of a collaborative effort. In a book that’ll have my name alone on its cover, I don’t let anybody change any word I’ve written without my permission. I’m a veritable Word Nazi when it comes to that; it’s an area about which I’m obnoxiously uncompromising. (Which isn’t to say my ears are ever closed to the ministrations of a great editor. I’m fond enough of the work I do, for sure. But I’m not stupid.) The simple fact is that the books I’m doing with Stephen Arterburn aren’t mine. I’m expected to chime in with my opinion on anything having to do with the text of our books, and, God knows, I do. But at the end of the day, I’m not famous. I don’t have a nationwide ministry. Nobody listens to the radio show I broadcast every day to some 250 stations across the country. I don’t speak to tens of thousands of people a year. My name’s not on the front of a major bestselling Christian book title.

That would be Steve. 

Which is why on the cover of my books with Steve his name is above mine, in larger font.

Steve’s the star here, not me. It’s his game. His name. His fame.

A while back Steve happened to read my book, “Penguins, Pain and the Whole Shebang.” He liked it enough to then ask me if I’d write something with him. I had a couple of suggestions, and the next thing I knew (sort of), we had signed an extremely nice four-book deal with Bethany House. We met a few times with the Head Honchos of Bethany, and I liked them a great deal. You couldn’t ask for nicer guys.

Steve opted to be exceedingly generous to me relative to my percentages on the books we’d do with Bethany. He offered me a significantly larger cut than is customary in such deals; he knew I’d have happily taken less than he gave. It was his way of initiating between us the kind of relationship he wanted us to have. He then went on to prove himself extremely easy to work with.

I just bought a new house that’s better than not just any place I’ve ever lived, but than any place anyone I’ve ever known has lived. I can’t even believe this place exists, much less that by some freakish confluence of circumstances my wife and I came to live here.

I’m pretty big on suffering for my art; I’ve spent the lion’s portion of my life doing just that. Learning how to write in my own voice, with my own style and tone and so on, proved a longer, more brutal, less forgiving haul than I ever imagined it would be. I don’t even like thinking about how hard it’s been.

Point being: This little chapter in my writing life is just fine with me.

Sometimes, to win a game, you have to let yourself not be quarterback.

 

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Wondering If He’s Mr. Right? Then He’s Not.

In Health, HowTo, relationships on August 2, 2008 at 4:16 am

 

Wondering whether or not someone is Mr. Right means he’s not. It really is exactly that simple. When you’ve met or gotten to know Mr. Right, he’ll be so Mr. Exactly  Right that you’ll know it like a lightening bolt to your chest. You’ll no sooner be able to wonder whether or not he’s Mr. Right then you’d wonder, standing out in the rain, whether or not you’re getting wet.

You’ll know. (And this is all true for men wondering about Miss Right, too.) In love—as in virtually everything—listen to your heart. Sure, it’s a doe-eyed cliche. But it’s true. Your heart knows. Your brain will do as brains do, and kick in with all kinds of noise and nonsense. But listening to your brain about such things is like listening to Bozo about blending in. Forget it. When considering if a certain someone is the certain someone, kick in with the only evaluative faculties that matter in such matters (or any matters, really): Your instincts.

It’s like with God. Think about God, and you get about nowhere. Feel  God, and he’s on you like yellow on mustard.

Think about whether you’re in love with someone, and good luck. Feel  whether you are, and you’ll know it like you know your name.

Then all that’s left is to obey what you’ve learned, to do what you know is right. And therein so often, of course, lies the rub.

 

Related posts: God Doesn’t Care If You’re Married or Not; You! Get Married! Now!; Looking for Mr. Right? You’re Missing the Point, Missy; Six Tests to Determine If He’s Mr. Right; To Single Women: Men. Don’t. Change.; Surprise (Or Not!)! Men Are SpoiledTop 10 Tips for Becoming an Ideal Husband; What’s In A Word: The Truth Behind Men’s Personal Ads.

 

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Why A Book Proposal Is Everything

In HowTo, Writing on June 30, 2008 at 12:13 pm

If you’re just joining us, see How To Write A Book Proposal, Part 1. Even though this post should be called, “How To Write A Book Proposal, Part 2,” I changed it to, “Why A Book Proposal Is Everything,” because … well, because ”why?” most naturally comes before “how”? Sorry for not thinking of that sooner.

There are three Major Reasons for which you have  to write and submit to your literary agent or publisher a book proposal instead of a finished manuscript. (And remember, we’re only talking about nonfiction books here, not fiction.) First, publishers don’t have time to read a 40,000-plus word manuscript. They don’t even have time to read anywhere near all the proposals that every agent in the world is sending them. (Which is why, as you climb up the publishing ladder, you want representing you an agent with whom publishers know, respect, and have previously worked, since a submission from such an agent automatically goes atop publishers’ Must Read stack.)

Proposal? 15,000 words. Whole manuscript? 45,000 words. Publishers’ time? Priceless.

A proposal it is, then.

Secondly, the quality of your book idea and the facility with which you write is one thing. But what really matters to a publisher — who after all has to make a living selling books – is how sellable your book is. Before a publisher commits the kind of money it takes to bring a book to market, it has to be as sure as it possibly can be that that book will sell. Determining that — figuring out how many people can reasonably be expected to buy your book, and why — entails considerable thought. That’s where you come in. That’s largely what a proposal is:  It’s your summation of all the reasons the publisher reading it can be safe betting that once your book is published the world will flock to it, and he or she will be rich and get a promotion and get to take the spouse and kids to Paris the following spring. 

A proposal is a sales document. It’s a pitch.  It’s everything an editor would need to know in order to boldly throw your proposal down on the table before the collected editorial, sales, and marketing people at his publishing house, and say with ringing confidence, “Here. I’ve got a winner. Praise me, ye underlings! Marvel yet again at my awesome perspicacity!”

Or, you know, whatever they might say.

Point is: Books are art. Art isn’t quantifiable. Money is. Publishers want to make money. A proposal is your best effort to show publishers that, artistic wonder or not, your book will  result in Mucho Incoming Cash.

Thirdly, publishers don’t want  you to have already finished your book before they get it. You know why? Because if there’s one thing of which publishers are confident, it’s that they know what makes for a good, sellable book. They want to participate  with you in the writing of your book. They want to help you make it the best book it can be.

You are, after all, just a writer. What in the world can you  be expected to know about writing a book?

It’s easy enough to be offended and/or disparaging about the degree to which publishers tend to assume a real kind of ownership of the text of the books they publish. And a lot of what they do in that regard is grounded in nothing more interesting than grunt arrogance: Editors and publishers are, after all, the gatekeepers to fame and fortune, and they know it, and … well, you know how people are. But it’s also more than fair to say that through long and hard experience, editors and publishers have learned that the most efficient way to create the best possible books is by working hand-in-hand with their authors. Especially given that most nonfiction authors aren’t primarily writers; they’re primarily experts in whatever it is they’re writing about. Most often nonfiction authors are glad  to benefit from the knowledge and expertise of their editor; they understand the value of that kind of input. So it’s all good. It’s just that if you’re new, you want to know, going in, that you’d do well to hold lightly the sense of proprietorship that most authors naturally feel toward their work. It’s your book until you sell it; after that, it belongs to you and the publisher, and no two ways about it.

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How To Write A Book Proposal, Part 1

In HowTo, Writing on June 28, 2008 at 3:45 pm

I just finished and sent to my agent a book proposal. So now I have book proposals on my mind.

How fascinating, I know.

Actually, because I am a very famous writer known far and wide throughout my apartment complex, people very often ask me why I’m staring into their window how to do a book proposal. And when they do I’m always kind of surprised, because wanting to get a book published and not knowing anything about book proposals is like wanting to be a dentist and not knowing anything about making people cry by drilling directly into their central nervous system.

So herewith is however much I’ll be able to cram in here about book proposals before my beautiful wife wakes up from her nap so that we can go food shopping so that we can wail and cry aloud in the dairy section over the fact that a gallon of milk now costs more than a whole live cow.

If you’re wanting a publisher to buy a non-fiction book you wrote, you have  to write a book proposal for that book. You have absolutely no choice about that. None. Zero. Trying to sell a book without a book proposal is like trying to stage Hamlet  without actors. You can try it, but people will first ridicule, then pity, then sic their dogs on you.

Important note: Book proposals are only for non-fiction books. If you want to write a book of fiction, you’re going to have to finish that whole book and then submit it for publication, unless you’re already such a famous fiction writer that there’s no way you’d be reading this. If you’re not sure about the difference between fiction and non-fiction, then you are James Frey, and I want to tell you that, honestly, I only read three pages of your book A Million Little Pieces before I literally threw it away, because it was that obvious you were lying. How it took Oprah and so many other people so long to discover that is yet another reason I despair for the entire human race.

Anyway, a book proposal is a document that, though Mondo Hefto indeed, is still a lot smaller than a whole book, which no one in publishing is going to want to take the time to read. It’s a blueprint of your book, a comprehensive overview of it. It’s everything a publisher would need to know about your book in order to decide if they want to risk their money publishing it.

It really is  a book proposal. It’s something you (through your agent) give to a publisher, by way of saying, ”Will you marry this book?”

Speaking of marriages, my wife is up! If anyone cares, I’ll continue this post at some point after the police have let us out of jail because they’ve realized that we’re not miscreants intent on disturbing the peace, but only simple, reasonable folk who, like themselves, can no longer afford food.

Next post: Why A Book Proposal is Everything.

 

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I’m Green Like Kermit

In Health, HowTo on June 24, 2008 at 5:19 pm

 

My Hero

I used to be a broke underachiever. Thank God those days are over. Now, instead, I’m green like Kermit.

I drive an old Ford Focus that I never wash or change the oil in. Whereas before this meant I was monetarily challenged and adverse to effort, now it means I’m a dedicated environmentalist.

I’ve always lived in compact, vertically stacked, densely-arranged residential units. Too poor to buy a house? Wrong. Habitatilly (I’m sure it’s a word) green.

When the choice is between steak and rice with beans, I always choose the rice with beans. Too broke to gnaw a bit o’ Bossy? Nah. Just green as Bossy’s dreams.

Just about everything I own, I bought at a thrift store. Not allowed in Bloomingdales — or like the thought of dales in bloom? You guessed it.

I’m not huge on grooming — I rarely shave, and take really fast showers. Am I someone with whom you’d be embarrassed to be seen in public? I don’t know. Depends on how you feel about murdering the earth!

Awesome.

Where once towards me you could be mean / You’d now have to admit: I’m green!

 

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How To Earn Respect and Power, Kids

In Family, HowTo, Writing on May 13, 2008 at 9:11 am

Yesterday, at Jamul Intermediate School, in Jamul, California, I spoke to fourth and fifth graders about writing.

If you are one of those kids: Hi, kid! Thanks for having me out at your school yesterday! Not that you had a choice! Still, you were very polite, and laughed at all my jokes, and asked intelligent, fun questions, and in general helped me to have an all-around fabulous time.

DON’T FORGET THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WRITING!

Here’s the gist of that again:

Power and respect. That’s what writing well can get you — and nothing can get you more power, and more respect, from more people, than knowing how to write. That’s why you’ve been learning about writing from the moment you started school: It’s that important. If you don’t know how to write well, it will be way too easy for people to think you’re stupid. Not knowing how to write well doesn’t make you stupid, but people can’t help but think that it does. If someone sees something you wrote that’s sloppy, difficult to read, and filled with mistakes, they will  think you’re stupid. At the very least, they’ll think you’re uneducated. And in your life, you do not  want people thinking you’re stupid or uneducated. Because then they might not respect you as much as you want them to.

It’s hard  to get people’s respect; that’s one of the main reasons respect is so valued. You really have to earn respect. When you write well, you show people that you’ve already done the work it takes to earn their respect. And they’ll willingly give you their respect, too, because what your good writing proves to them is that you have a good mind.

If people can’t respect your mind, they can’t respect you at all. The only way people know you at all  is through what they know of your mind. Even if you want to be a famous athlete, it’s not what you can do with your body that people will respect: it’s what, through the power of your mind, you made your body do that people will respect. The quality of a person always comes down to the quality of their mind. You want people to know you’ve got a good mind, a mind that’s done things, a mind you’re proud of, a mind they should respect. The best  way to communicate that is through writing.

There are only two ways to let people know what you think: talking, and writing. You’ve learned how to talk. Now you must learn how to write.  

If you write well, you can have any future you want. You can go to any college you want. You can have any job you want. You can live anywhere you want. If you don’t know how to write — if every time you write something it comes out looking like something that someone who is stupid or uneducated wrote — then, as soon as you’re out of high school, you’re going to end up doing what people who can’t write well always get stuck doing, which is having to take a terrible job working terrible hours for terrible pay with a terrible boss.

You don’t want that. A rotten job is an awful thing. But that’s what you will  be stuck with if you don’t give people a very clear reason to know you deserve better.

Being able to write — a good school essay, a good college paper, a good email, a good letter — gives you power in your life. And you want all the power in your own life you can possibly get, so that you have all the choices in your own life that you could possibly want.

A person is as free in life as they have choices in life. That’s why prison is so bad: Prisoners have less choices in their lives than anyone else in the world. That’s what makes prison so punishing: No choices.

You want choices! You want freedom! You want respect! You want power!

Knowing how to write well is the only thing you can do that guarantees that throughout your life you can have as much of those three things as you could possibly want.

 

(If you know of a kid whom you think could benefit from the above Big Advice, please forward the url of this blog post to them and/or their parents. Thanks.)