John Shore

This Vanity Plate Confuses Me

In Cars, Health on July 8, 2008 at 8:05 am

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  1. Even though I’m an enlightened yoga guru, I still want to date girls in bikinis in the privacy of my own mind.

    ric booth 8 July 2008 at 9am

  2. YOGA B LU? YO GAB LU? YO GA BLU?

    I don’t get it. I’ll take ric’s answer.

    FreetoBe 8 July 2008 at 10am

  3. Free: I, too, went there. The best I could come up with was “Yogabl U,” as in “Loveable You.” But … no.

    John Shore 8 July 2008 at 10am

  4. It totally cracks me up that 50% of the people who’ve responded to this poll have answered “I have a bong in my trunk.”

    John Shore 8 July 2008 at 11am

  5. what is this blog turning into? photo safari hunt??

    ;)

    teehee!

    the blonde photographer 8 July 2008 at 1pm

  6. John,
    I don’t suppose anyone came up with the fact BLU is apparently some underground artists who make surreal graffiti, videos and “art.” Looks sort of like the cartoons in Pink Floyd’s “The Wall.”
    Put that together with yoga and you get either peaceful, terrifying imagery or nihilistic pauses where nothing said leads to self-immolation on urban walls.
    The license-plate holder makes me breathe easier.
    -Sam

    samwrites2 8 July 2008 at 1pm

  7. Blonde: You know, it HAS kind of turned into a bit of a photo-centric blog lately. I can’t help it. I bought this little Kodak digital, and … then I see stuff, and … Blog Fodder!

    Sam: Really? That plate holder makes you breath easier? It makes me think of Bondage Mermaids.

    John Shore 8 July 2008 at 1pm

  8. yoga blu….. yoga blew….

    maybe this person was unimpressed with yoga, so he quit. like yoga blows? Or he could have really bad spelling.

    arlywn 8 July 2008 at 2pm

  9. Arlywn: Yes, excellent! The guy is saying, “I took yoga, and it blew. And yoga blowing was so PIVOTAL in my life that I had to commemorate it with this license plate.” That’s EXCELLENT.

    John Shore 8 July 2008 at 3pm

  10. I knew a guy in 6th grade whose name was Blu. I’m not sure, looking back on it, if that was short for something else (Blue, perhaps?).

    Anyway … maybe that’s him, and he’s out in California teaching yoga these days. That’s my theory.

    wickle 8 July 2008 at 8pm

  11. Hello!
    I am a lady of 22, I found you hear and picked interest in you.
    My name is Joy .I wish to be in love relationship with you
    and may be discover ourselves as real partners for life. Please send your email address in my inbox ;; And not site please
    With this email adderss( joy200muoka@yahoo.com )
    Thanks from my heart;
    Yours in love,
    Joy.

    joynice 9 July 2008 at 8pm

  12. Anita? Is that you?

    John Shore 9 July 2008 at 8pm

  13. John you are BAD. I just read comment #11 and now understand you umm… joke. Thanks for the laugh.

    I wonder if Anita’s ears are ringing?

    ric booth 10 July 2008 at 6am

  14. I didn’t know you were open to relationships. I’m in.

    makarios 15 July 2008 at 1pm

  15. Oh wait. My wife says I’m not allowed to do that. Sorry. I gotta go now.

    makarios 15 July 2008 at 1pm

  16. john thats mean, that chick could be real and very serious and you accuse her of being another girl! On the plus side that shows you’re commited to your girls… or obsessed. Or… paranoid.

    arlywn 15 July 2008 at 1pm

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